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We hired a journalist! A journalist?? Posted by oskar on June 03, 2007 at 12:57 Extracts from two different chats I have had from the last week? 1) Stockholder You are cost-efficient aren?t you? Me O, yes! 2) Dany I hired a journalist this morning! Me A journalist? Dany A journalist! Me Are you kidding? We never decided that, did we? I don?t understand what she will be doing. Dany Many things. Me Like what? Dany Correct your blogspots. Me Are you fucking kidding? Dany No. You don?t understand how it is. Trust me on this. Me I trust you, but I need to understand what she will be doing. I know companies with hundreds of employees who haven?t had the itching necessity for hiring a journalist. I would prefer to stop the blogging at this moment and focus only on development and fund-raising, which we should. Dany She will be doing other stuff as well. Me Like what? Dany Buying chairs. Me Buying furniture? So we can afford to have someone buying our own furniture? What?s our burn-rate for furniture anyway? Lots of chairs every day? Hire lesser-assed employees, Dany, and it will solve all our problems! J Dany She will be testing the product, helping you with your fucking Business Plan you never finish and do a lot of administration, that way I can spend more time programming. Me Now we are talking! Relieving you from non-programming job, that makes sense. Dany She can do anything man, she is needish, she contacted us. We can?t turn down people who want to work with us. Me We cant? Luckily they?re few then... and about the business plan, I need screen-shots from the system to do that, so what?s the purpose of working the details until that, we haven?t even been taking all the critical decisions for me to even write that shit. Dany The designers are hired and they will deliver in June. Me So basically its other peoples faults if we get delayed? DanyYes. MeGreat, then we can be friends! So she?s a good journalist? Dany She is a great journalist. Now stop writing and let me programme. Me Heavy chairs ey? Will she lift them alone? DanyFuck off. Trust me; I won?t spend our money if not necessary. Me Fuck you to buddy, and shave. Dany Never, my beard is pretty. Needish SA ? employee register(I did not pull this out of our ERP-system) Try to find the pattern-breaker! Oskar Engineer (almost) Johan No higher education (but he has a drivers license) Daniel Engineer (and he actually knows stuff too, not a fake-engineer like I) Nico Engineer (Like Daniel, less hairy) Pato 1 Engineering student (Get out of the University ASAP!) Pato 2 Engineering student (You too! We need our ducks! ) The guy from Uruguay Engineer (name?) Alessandra THE JOURNALIST Its brilliant, can?t you see? Dany, excuse me for doubting you. Alessandra, welcome to the team! You are definitely needed! Now I can misspell this blog, I can offend minorities and you would censor it or I can even write in Swedish and you would translate it! In between my blogs you can carry chairs (watch your back), test the system and do some bank-office queuing for Dany! And (to show all readers that I am not always the conservative and the boring) maybe you could start preparing for the documentary of the founding of Needish. A couple of months ago I wanted to create room in the budget for a documentary of our early days. My idea was to sell it if we fail (it would be great and potentially win an Oscar for best documentary, which by the way is what I always dream of) or use it for marketing-purposes if we succeed. Alessandra, from a PR-perspective, what do you think about it? Which angles would you work? I will bring my DVD-camera when I get there. Look forward to meeting you, now we need to find more girls. Too many boys in the same room tend to? I can?t write that, but it?s not good anyway. We definitely need more people like you. Zoologists, Nurses, Air-stewardesses (can?t afford a corporate jet)? I?m just kidding! Really! 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Extracts from two different chats I have had from the last week? 1) Stockholder You are cost-efficient aren?t you? Me O, yes! 2) Dany I hired a journalist this morning! Me A journalist? Dany A journalist! Me Are you kidding? We never decided that, did we? I don?t understand what she will be doing. Dany Many things. Me Like what? Dany Correct your blogspots. Me Are you fucking kidding? Dany No. You don?t understand how it is. Trust me on this. Me I trust you, but I need to understand what she will be doing. I know companies with hundreds of employees who haven?t had the itching necessity for hiring a journalist. I would prefer to stop the blogging at this moment and focus only on development and fund-raising, which we should. Dany She will be doing other stuff as well. Me Like what? Dany Buying chairs. Me Buying furniture? So we can afford to have someone buying our own furniture? What?s our burn-rate for furniture anyway? Lots of chairs every day? Hire lesser-assed employees, Dany, and it will solve all our problems! J Dany She will be testing the product, helping you with your fucking Business Plan you never finish and do a lot of administration, that way I can spend more time programming. Me Now we are talking! Relieving you from non-programming job, that makes sense. Dany She can do anything man, she is needish, she contacted us. We can?t turn down people who want to work with us. Me We cant? Luckily they?re few then... and about the business plan, I need screen-shots from the system to do that, so what?s the purpose of working the details until that, we haven?t even been taking all the critical decisions for me to even write that shit. Dany The designers are hired and they will deliver in June. Me So basically its other peoples faults if we get delayed? DanyYes. MeGreat, then we can be friends! So she?s a good journalist? Dany She is a great journalist. Now stop writing and let me programme. Me Heavy chairs ey? Will she lift them alone? DanyFuck off. Trust me; I won?t spend our money if not necessary. Me Fuck you to buddy, and shave. Dany Never, my beard is pretty. Needish SA ? employee register(I did not pull this out of our ERP-system) Try to find the pattern-breaker! Oskar Engineer (almost) Johan No higher education (but he has a drivers license) Daniel Engineer (and he actually knows stuff too, not a fake-engineer like I) Nico Engineer (Like Daniel, less hairy) Pato 1 Engineering student (Get out of the University ASAP!) Pato 2 Engineering student (You too! We need our ducks! ) The guy from Uruguay Engineer (name?) Alessandra THE JOURNALIST Its brilliant, can?t you see? Dany, excuse me for doubting you. Alessandra, welcome to the team! You are definitely needed! Now I can misspell this blog, I can offend minorities and you would censor it or I can even write in Swedish and you would translate it! In between my blogs you can carry chairs (watch your back), test the system and do some bank-office queuing for Dany! And (to show all readers that I am not always the conservative and the boring) maybe you could start preparing for the documentary of the founding of Needish. A couple of months ago I wanted to create room in the budget for a documentary of our early days. My idea was to sell it if we fail (it would be great and potentially win an Oscar for best documentary, which by the way is what I always dream of) or use it for marketing-purposes if we succeed. Alessandra, from a PR-perspective, what do you think about it? Which angles would you work? I will bring my DVD-camera when I get there. Look forward to meeting you, now we need to find more girls. Too many boys in the same room tend to? I can?t write that, but it?s not good anyway. We definitely need more people like you. Zoologists, Nurses, Air-stewardesses (can?t afford a corporate jet)? I?m just kidding! Really! Alessandra - Welcome to the team! Oskar

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Sent by Tinca on June 07, 2007 at 17:32

Alessandra, you won't be alone too much long. Here are two designer girls who probably get there soon. :D We hope so.

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